With this current pandemic panic, I thought that I had found a silver lining. Prior to all of the hoopla, my Doctor had scheduled a colonoscopy (you know, the one most men get every 10 years starting with their 50th birthday). I may not be able to go out to dinner, see a movie, or waste time at the mall, but at least I wouldn’t have a camera shoved up my ass (my silver lining).

Unfortunately, the medical and computer industries conspired together to shaft me and many more Americans stuck at home. I have a Virtual Appointment scheduled with my Docotor.  A camera probe device was sent to my home via contactless delivery. I’m supposed to connect this device to my laptop, connect to the Virtual Appointment with my Doctor, then shove the probe up my ass when told.