Can you ride two bikes at the same time???
A conversation between my friend Nurse Mike and I on Yahoo Instant Messenger today:
Nurse Mike: "Well you can't RIDE them both at ONCE!!"...."Oh YEAH!!!!.....You just WATCH me!!" LMAO
David: (You'd be SURPRISED how much SHIT I can carry on a BIKE... and now I have a fuck'n CARGO trailer... didn't HAVE THAT back then.... LOL )
David: LOL LOL LOL!!! "You see these BAKER'S RACKS in the garage??? WATCH what I can DO with them...the bikes... and some ZIP-TIES..."
David: "Oh... and I have a roll of duct-tape too..."
Nurse Mike: LOL.....and some OLD raggedy ass ROPE tied to the clutch and throttle LMAO
David: NOW you're think'n!!!" ROFL
Nurse Mike: And it HAS to be REAL raggedy rope......all frayed and shit
David: Deb walks out to the garage... "WTF?!?!... Oh HELL no..." LOL
Nurse Mike: DEFFINATELY some reason to keep a Mickey Mouse glove on a stick....for SOMETHING LOL
Nurse Mike: "FUCK your sidecar......I have a SIDE-BIKE DUDE !!!!!"
David: Are you STUPID or something??? You'd need one for the CLUTCH... the THROTTLE... the BRAKE... LOL
David: And it could likely ALL be run off a laptop duct-taped to the seat of the seconday bike... USB calbe plugged into the power commander of course... on BOTH bikes...
Nurse Mike: LOL.....SERVOS!
David: THERE ya go.... LOL
Nurse Mike: And a FUNNEL ziptied between BOTH bikes.....with a piece of GARDEN HOSE going to each tank LMAO
David: And of course... you could always add ONE MORE white gloved Micky Mouse hand... to PECK at the KEYBOARD of the laptop... sorta like "robots... WATCHING robots"....
David: And maybe even ONE MORE... to HOLD the Orbit AF web cam... kinda like an EYEBALL... to keep a good watch on everything...
David: (Of course you'd have to PAINT the cam... to make it LOOK like an eyeball...)
Nurse Mike: Cam is on a STICK...so you wave it around to keep an eye on everything LOL
David: LOL
David: (ASSHOLE)
David: LOL
Nurse Mike: Fucker LOL
Nurse Mike: So one side of the bike SUDDENLY drops back...and you see "We appologize...application "Roadie.exe" had to close.....Do you wish to report this?" LOL
David: ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!! ASNR
David: "GOD DAMN IT!! It's SUPPOSED to be running STRATOLINER.EXE... NO WONDER the fucker CRASHED... FUCK!!!"
Nurse Mike: Depends WHICH side you feel like riding on THAT day.....and determined by a leaf switch under EACH seat as to WHICH program loads :P
David: A fuck'n "if then else if" batch file running in a DOS shell...
Nurse Mike: If BOTH seats are loaded......then the thing just boots Android and runs Angry Birds
David: ROFL ROFL ROFL!!! GOD DAMN IT!!!!